Oh pixiv, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BRAINS.

I just read an entire manga series, with HIDEOUS DRAWINGS and POOR PLOT (Buraiden Gai / Outcast story: Gai).
JUST. Because. I had seen some really HAWTpretty PORNfanarts on pixiv.

What the fuck, self - the hero is, what, 13? 14? Graaah, since when do I even LIKE shota, and WHEN DID PIXIV EAT MY SOUL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 

OMG, there are doujins too. HIIIIIIH. 
*goes back to downloading shiny pictures*

Title meme

Aaaaand I got out of pretty pics from pixiv, so I'm back to being bored and wandering aimlessly on LJ, and, well, there's no rule against taking old memes to play with them, right? Right.

The Title Meme: Wherein you give me a title (and if you're picky, a fandom) and I tell you what that story is about.
(A few titles instead of one are fine. Since I'm bored and all. Just don't come giving me dozens of them, okay?)

The same, in French:
Le meme à titres: où vous me donnez un titre (et, si vous êtes exigeants, un fandom) et je vous dis de quoi l'histoire parle(rait).
(Plusieurs titres, c'est bien aussi. Vu que je m'ennuie. Evitez juste de m'en balancer des dizaines à la figure, okay?)