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Following this, and on a related topic.

"My characters are like my children, so I don't want anybody but me to use them!"

...
Are we talking about the characters of this book of yours I just bought a while ago?
Excuse me sir/lady, but I feel like I've got to ask - have you sold / do you intend to sell your real children as well?
Oh, and do you feel entitled to decide of their entire existence(s), as well?


If you answered yes to either one of these questions, please refrain from ever having children - or if you already have, go call the social services of your country, and inform them that you are hopelessly unfit to be a parent.

If you answered no to both questions, congratulations! You just realized how idiotic your brilliant argument actually is.

If you start rambling that it's not the same, it's a metaphore, or any justification that will allow you to keep using that crap of an argument, congratulations! I think you've set a new record of stupidity.

Warnings:
I suck at arguing (except in the "yelling at each other's head" sense), so I guess I kinda suck at meta. Therefore, this one will be a series of lists of personal opinions and criticism.
Also, it contains mentions of - and arguments sort of in favor of - incest and selective human breeding in Naruto.
This is for hungrytiger11 , who asked for Naruto meta for Christmas, and doesn't care how late I am ~ ♥

(  So I have a few issues with the concepts of hiden jutsu and kekkei genkai, and instead of just ranting against it in my weekly Naruto rants, I've tried to organize my thoughts into something more or less meta-like.  )