[Fic] Reborn! - Xanxus, the Ninth, Squalo, X27 - Lists

Okay, I know I'm terribly late on my one-fic-a-day meme, but XANXUS HAS INVADED MY BRAINS AND HE JUST PLAIN REFUSES TO SHARE.
And, well, I'm writing him. One of the most difficult characters to nail down in Reborn!. So yeah, I'll go back to my meme later, and for now I'll just enjoy writing him.

I've asked

sakoni for lists to write about Xanxus.
She proceeded to demonstrate HOW FUCKING AWESOME SHE IS by giving me the most awesome lists ever. Seriously people, she's so good at inspiring me, none of you ever had a chance to win against her ~ ♥

So HERE COME THE LISTS.

FRANCAIS

 

( I. Les 5 choses que Xanxus fait en priorité le matin. )

( II. 5 choses que Xanxus pourrait dire à ce merdeux de Dixième du Nom sur Timotéo. )

ENGLISH
( I. The 5 things Xanxus does first thing in the morning. )