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Dec. 27th, 2010 10:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ishimeBack from the lands of the internet-deprived.
I'm kinda late like woa, but who cares, Kishimoto's still doing shit, I'M RANTING ANYWAY.
Haku. And ZABUZA. Begging Kakashi to KILL them, because they don't want to kill some random other ninjas. MOTHERFUCKING DEMON ZABUZA going all "My humanity is dead"...
I HATE YOU KISHIMOTO. I fucking HATE you, for rewriting the best, most moving arc of your story and butcher its characters, change a beautiful, tragic story into MOAR SHITTY CHEAP ANGST. GO MEET KUBO AND TAKE SOME LESSONS IN STORYTELLING, BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM. YOU NEED THEM BADLY.Actually the best for you would be to go ask Togashi or Oda for advices on worldbuilding, then to Kubo for storytelling. Seriously, Kishi, Kubo and Oda work for the same mag as you, there has to be some way for you meet them and learn some tricks from them!
Oh, yeah, right. Powerfull ennemies? TOTALLY NEED BLOODLINE LIMITS. Like, those are so CHEATED that other types of abilities have no chance of making serious threats.
...And those bloodline limits? BLAST ELEMENT. SCORCH ELEMENT. ELEMENTS in this manga used to be NATURAL ELEMENTS. How is BLAST supposed to be one? SCORCHis already pretty dumb and ridiculous and has me rolling my eyes and being PISSED at how the countries are named after elements but their ninja are never bound to said element, is okay and kinda makes sense when I sit back and think about it separately, but - BLAST BEING AN ELEMENT? IS FUCKING NONSENSICAL.
Also.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIH, SUIGETSU AND JUUGO ARE ALIIIIIIIIVE.
And Juugo's back to adult form. (Can't remember if he already was when Taka attacked the kage reunion place?)
And, oh, HOW SURPRISED I AM that only non-Konoha nin die. While Konoha guys get to lecture them on being rookies. BECAUSE OF COURSE, EVERYONE BUT KONOHA IS NOOBS AND LOOSERS. Even if Konoha's been at peace for YEARS, while Kishimoto stated a bit earlier that Suna and Iwa never stopped fighting each other. MOTHERFUCKING VILLAGE-SUE.
Last generation of the seven swordsmen?
...WAIT. MIST-NINS. REAL NINJAS. FROM THE REAL, BLOODY MIST VILLAGE.
I SO DO FUCKING WANT TO SEE THEMRIP SOME KONOHA FUCKERS TO PIECES.
I'm kinda late like woa, but who cares, Kishimoto's still doing shit, I'M RANTING ANYWAY.
Haku. And ZABUZA. Begging Kakashi to KILL them, because they don't want to kill some random other ninjas. MOTHERFUCKING DEMON ZABUZA going all "My humanity is dead"...
I HATE YOU KISHIMOTO. I fucking HATE you, for rewriting the best, most moving arc of your story and butcher its characters, change a beautiful, tragic story into MOAR SHITTY CHEAP ANGST. GO MEET KUBO AND TAKE SOME LESSONS IN STORYTELLING, BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM. YOU NEED THEM BADLY.
Oh, yeah, right. Powerfull ennemies? TOTALLY NEED BLOODLINE LIMITS. Like, those are so CHEATED that other types of abilities have no chance of making serious threats.
...And those bloodline limits? BLAST ELEMENT. SCORCH ELEMENT. ELEMENTS in this manga used to be NATURAL ELEMENTS. How is BLAST supposed to be one? SCORCH
Also.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIH, SUIGETSU AND JUUGO ARE ALIIIIIIIIVE.
And Juugo's back to adult form. (Can't remember if he already was when Taka attacked the kage reunion place?)
And, oh, HOW SURPRISED I AM that only non-Konoha nin die. While Konoha guys get to lecture them on being rookies. BECAUSE OF COURSE, EVERYONE BUT KONOHA IS NOOBS AND LOOSERS. Even if Konoha's been at peace for YEARS, while Kishimoto stated a bit earlier that Suna and Iwa never stopped fighting each other. MOTHERFUCKING VILLAGE-SUE.
Last generation of the seven swordsmen?
...WAIT. MIST-NINS. REAL NINJAS. FROM THE REAL, BLOODY MIST VILLAGE.
I SO DO FUCKING WANT TO SEE THEM
